On October 4th, we drove to St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica, where Dr. Andrew Yun and his team worked their magic performing a minimally invasive surgery that left me with a matched set of bionic joints (the right hip was replaced in 2006). A mere thirty hours later, I was back home in bed. While I could stand, shuffle a bit and even climb our four flights of stairs, albeit with great difficulty and some pain, walking Tanner was out of the question, and so Eugenie stepped into the breach.
First thing each morning, she got me out of bed, tugged on my TED socks and shoes, and got me moving. Then hit the road with Tanner, who was sorely miffed that she didn't know, or didn't care about our routine, which included a long stroll on the grounds of the church next door. Back at the house, Eugenie focussed on getting us fed and making sure I did my walking and PT, leaving no time for morning 'play'. Tanner was forlorn and confused. "Why was dad acting so strangely, and why was he neglecting me? And what was he doing walking with that scary black stick?"
At first, the painkillers made me queasy and just eating breakfast left me exhausted. About the only thing I could manage was lying in bed, blowing through the detective novels (Daniel Silva's 'Rembrandt Affair', Michael Connelly's 'Echo Park') I had stacked up like planes at LAX. Tanner seemed perplexed to see me horizontal (It's rare I even nap) but that didn't deter him. If dad couldn't or wouldn't fuss with him, he would fuss with dad. Ignoring a mound of pillows, and the cords from the portable ice machine, he popped up onto the bed and nestled up against my ailing left leg.
|The patient, with 'Florence Nightinbull'|
It went on that way for a week, until I finally recaptured my chi and abandoned the bed for the upstairs recliner. Once I quit our Tempurpedic, Tanner returned to his own bed where he could keep a watchful I on me. When I made a run to the kitchen for ginger ale or Gatorade, he shadowed me. If I mummy-stepped my way upstairs to the bathroom, he tagged along and flopped down on the rug until I made the trek back down. When I joined Eugenie and him on the afternoon walk, he slowed his pace out of respect for his gimpy owner. Around the 2-week mark, I finally shed my cane and a few days later I took the reins for our morning walk, as if nothing unusual had taken place. Tanner's brief nursing career was over.
Although he's quit nursing for the time being, Tanner stills wants to be of service to his fellow creatures, both the 2-legged and 4-legged sort. That's why he said to mention our dear friend, M.C. Callahan, a terrific ballroom dance instructor, who generously devotes her free hours to two animal charities in the Coachella Valley where she lives. Healing Horses in Indio, CA offers equine therapy to improve the lives of special needs children. Located in Desert Hot Springs, Save-A-Pet offers food and shelter to dogs in need. It's an outdoor facility so, with the cool desert winters nights coming, they need donations of old towels, sheets, and blankets. So clean out those closets and put your old and unused items to a good use.